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The Desert Joke

There were three guys that were walking along in the desert. They suddenly came across a genie bottle. They rubbed the bottle and a genie came out. The genie told them to jump off a cliff and say what you want to turn into. The first one ran, jumped and yelled out bird so he turned into a bird. The second one ran, jumped and yelled butterfly so he turned into a butterfly. The third guy ran, jumped, slipped and yelled crap!!

 

WoW Joke

So, /afk, /gquit, and /dnd walk into a bar. /afk and /dnd get up and leave. Who's still in the bar?

Answer: /gquit

 

Australian Joke

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

 

A: A freakin stick.

 

 

Pirate Joke

See there's this pirate. and he walks into a bar with a helm down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

 

Scottish Joke

 

An Irishmen, an Englishmen, and a Scottsmen are all sitting at a bar.

 

The Irishmen looks down and notices a fly in his beer and says, "agh baa-tenda.. theys a fly in ma beer. Bring me a new one laddy."

 

The Englishmen looks down and notices a fly in his beer and says, "agh baa-tenda.. theys a fly in ma beer. Bring me a new one laddy."

 

Then, out of no were, the Scottsmen reaches down into his beer and pulls out a fly by its wing and screams, "spit it out ya baastard!"

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